Custom Leather Footwear, Saddles, and Accessories
When your old boots take a beating
From the dusty desert heat
From barnyard stuff on the outside
And from inside, sweaty feet
Even top notch boots will break down
And waste away with rot.
And this if Roundy made them
Or if a cheaper brand you bought.
I’ll tell you how to save them.
It is all about skin care.
A woman’s care for skin works
For her own, or on footwear.
First she cleans her face with soft soap
Trying not to be too rough.
She then treats herself with Oil of Olay
Or some other T.V. stuff.
She paints up all the corners
And roses up her cheeks.
When she is done you notice
And this is what she seeks.
Boot leather is skin just like hers.
Except the critter it came from died.
You need to keep it alive and well.
Is this something you’ve ever tried?
The first step is to do like she did
Saddle soap em’ up real good.
Then daub on some leather balm
Use your hands. It’ll do them good.
Now you can put on the make-up.
Use polish and make em’ shine.
This guards leather from spills and scuffs.
It only costs about a dime.
You need to show your boots respect.
Cuz, some critter gave its life.
You ought to shine them once a week.
But the expert is your wife.